You're so sick of him always showing off. You're neighbor Chaz the tri-athlete was nothing but trouble. Sure he was an incredible athlete and all but he always wore Spandex and that by itself would have been annoying but fine. You could deal with that. But when you found he was banging your wife and daughter you sought an appropriate revenge and finally found it at an herbalist shop in Chinatown. You have a feeling after hearing the girlish screams coming from the garage next door that Chaz won't be showing off in spandex again any time soon.