The hot girl at the store had given Chip the best deal on this new phone...man girls ALWAYS loved the Chipster's big bulge!

Jason thought he was modeling the new uniforms for the catalog. He knew he'd been chosen for his special ... "attributes" up front, everyone ALWAYS noticed. The unsuspecting jock had no idea what he was in for. Poor Jason really should have pounded one out with his big fat sausage in the morning when he had the chance -- cause it was the last time he'd ever feel the weight of his big thick cock in his hands ever again... MICROPENIS!!!

Mark was ridiculously built...and HUNG. The gay guys at the gym got so sick of his cocky showboating they decided to pull some strings and get a special potion to.."Augment" his protein shakes with. After his the workout he came home and slammed one while flexing in the mirror...The potion worked the first time the victim became aroused and Mark ALWAYS threw a bone when he flexed his hardbody after a good pump. Too bad he had to watch his manhood DEFLATE while he was being so MACHO. After he stopped screaming, the dumb neanderthal cried like a baby for hours clutching his empty crotch!

Makin' Weight -- The HARD WAY. his coach thought he could give up a few more pounds especially after he spied his "Star STUD Student" getting a blow job from his DAUGHTER and his WIFE!!! The big dumb jock never saw it coming! None of the girls want him now!!!

Stu OWNED the field AND the bedroom. His monster dick and balls pumped so much testosterone the kid couldn't help being a LEGEND in the sack as well as on the field. Unfortunately for the big guy, some of his jilted exes -- and there were many, banded together and cast a spell on his most tender assets. He was on the field when it happened. The other players tried to calm him through their laughter, but the big jock cried for three days straight.

Studly Professional Wrestler Gets OWNED by a DE-SEXING RAY!!! Awww too bad stud, that new useless tiny little baby-dick is NEVER gonna get you laid again!

Big Dan was bathing naked in the pond behind his hunting cabin when two wood nymphs appeared! They stroked his large muscles complimenting his virility his masculinity his... size. The big dumb lug couldn't know they were after his most valuable possessions, his very MANHOOD! -- until it was too late!